you don't want to hear. Winter is coming. It's the coldest, most depressing and
miserable season known to mankind and it's nearly upon us.
In just a short
couple of months the reality of winter is here: dropping temperatures, snow, ice,
shorter days, frosty windshields... I. Shudder just thinking about it. Sure
there are those of you who pretend to like winter, you'll ski, ice fish, make
snow angels to get you through, but you're really just trying to make the
best of a bad situation.
If you had your choice you would hunker
down somewhere warm and tropical rather than be miserable in the cold. So let me
ask you: what are you doing to get ready for the long winter? Don't wait until
it's too late, there's still time to prepare and it doesn't have to involve
moving to the tropics. Let us help you Almost Heaven Saunas offers a full
lineup of indoor and outdoor saunas to help you counteract the effects of
winter. Picture a beautiful sauna located only steps away from your back door.
Now
picture you entering that 190 degree sauna in the middle of a blizzard with
nothing more than a towel wrapped around your goosebumps. After 20 minutes in your hot sauna you step out into the snow buck naked, and you laugh at the winner
that's trying to sap the joy from your life. For added measure you roll in the
snow as if to tell Old Man Winter "you can't touch this!" And then you casually
strut back to your sauna for another round. It's not complicated folks, you can get
through winter, but you need our help.
Whether an outdoor or an indoor sauna,
we can protect you from the cold. Check out our full offering of hot saunas at
almostheaven.Com or call us at 888.355.3050. Remember, winter is coming. You.
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