Wednesday, September 5, 2018

WE TRAPPED AND KILLED GRANNY IN NEW SAUNA!Granny Update! New car, sauna, and shotgun



Hey guys Bijuu Mike here welcome back to Granny! Now we're just jumping right into it. I've never passed the game, in fact In fact we've only made one legit episode of it. And I know it's gotten tons of updates Since we've played it. So I thought we'd give it a try okay? I know a lot of you guys lot of you guys have asked me to play Granny, and to to play more, and, uh, yeah! I'm really surprised that I didn't you know play this a lot sooner than I did but let's see what these new updates are all about.

I did in fact play the uh the ex- OH GAWD. Just like that? She's already coming? Is she faster? Yeah, I did play the Roblox version of Granny, which is uh, not quite the same, *lol* For obvious reasons, oh gawd is she behind me? Is Granny ready to square up right now? OH! She's so not that fast though, NO! She's definitely not as scary as she used to be for me. I remember the first time playing this game. If you guys missed it, be sure to check it out, but I was so freaked out.

Alright we're gonna bring this down Bring it down, okay? We have an options menu now? Was that a thing before? It was. You know if you think about it Granny and Baldi are quite similar. She has a stick, and Bal-Baldi has a stick. Think about it.

Huh?  That's what they- that's what they don't want you to know. That they're related. Oh she put a bear trap down. I forgot this is a Hello Neighbor ripoff.

Tech-technically it is, but a very successful Hello Neighbor ripoff at that. I mean this game has 10- over 10 million downloads Insane. Granny is rich and famous okay? And she won't give me none of that money. I keep asking for some but she don't- she says no.

Easy, we're just on normal because I'm such a noob to this game still. Great, oh my gawd a door that leads to no where. Fantastic. Okay, I kind of remember where some items are, I think the hammer's up here, and I would be dead wrong.

Apparently it's not up there. This game's been updated so I have no idea, what has been updated. Does that make sense to you guys? Oh we can walk through here. SCREW YOU.

AND YOUR BOXES GRANNY! Okay I really hate going downstairs cuz I'm scared that she'll be here randomly. Because you can't really hear her move. If you guys didn't know that already. Oh she could be down here.

Oh what did I get? Oh- oh... I hear her... I heard her... Oh gawd it's so freaky.

Okay crouch. So I got a piece of a painting, huh? That's something. Oh my gawd that's so loud. I hear her, she's coming! Okay we can knock that crap down.

Oh, sh- she can Granny! Give me some money! Granny, square up. SQUARE UP GRANNY! I'm gonna throw hands at Granny. Can we go under the table? There's weird noises, so creepy. What do we use the painting for? OH! How did- Granny! Granny! Granny! How did- Did you drink a lot of milk in your day? Because seriously, you run so fast.

Okay, so I've just seen other people's thumbnails I think they've added like a garage and all kinds of crazy stuff! Granny- I like, you guys really thought I was messing around, when I said she's got a lot of money, but no she's been making lots of expensive house renovations. Let me tell you, they are not cheap whatsoever by any means are they cheap. Okay I'm hiding here. Okay we're good.

She can't get us in here.   She heard me knock over her mannequin she's like "my precious mannequin!" But you would love Clarence! You would love Clarence! Wouldn't you Granny? She's like "I've been searching for that beautiful boy ever since we've broke up." Clarence really? You dated Granny? You sicko! Oh I need a hammer. I swear the hammer was in the closet before. Did they just update it? Okay we know we don't wanna go through here, we need some planks.

I think that's actually what we needed the hammer for, is to get the planks. OH! N-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-n-no! AH! AH! It's day 4 already. I suck at this game so bad. You'd think I.

Be really good, I should be prepared! I mean all the Baldi! And Hello Neighbor I should be- even the ripoffs! Even, I should be prepard for this game. Yet, here I am, just reduced to this. Let's try this again, we can do better. Okay so I believe there are some more items I did not get downstairs, we're gonna go down there, are we still bleeding? I mean we did step on a beartrap, those tend to make you bleed, if, you know, step on them.

Oh we need a weapon key. Okay, I know, that's probably in the kitchen, If my roblox experience was correct. Oh, I got a safe key. Oh! Oh my gawd! Are you serious? I did not- I did not know she was there.

There was no way I could've seen her. Ah, we need to restart. Can we just restart? We're not gonna be able to do this. Granny you're going down tonight! Not like that, weirdos.

Hey, you're with Clarence, aren't you. You like Granny too I know you do. Grandma got a punching bag in here! I- so she's training! She's training to square up with me! What is that for though? It's actually me, obviously. And, this, oh it's a thing to make noise! Of course! Should've known! Oh we need a screwdriver for this, right? Yeah.

Crap! So behind on this game, so sad. She can't climb, right? I mean there's no way she can catch us in here. Draft. Uh, this is my fifth day in this house, she chases me wherever I go, I'm quite injured and my body hurts, the only thing I remember before I woke up in this house is that I.

Was, uh, driving when- uh oh, she ain't gonna get us. I was driving when suddenly my car suddenly broke down. I went over to see what the problem was, when suddenly someone hit me in the head, I managed to open a pair of locks on the front door, but that's all, why does she do this? I hope no one experiences the same thing as I do, if I do not survive this and if someone find me, shut up, message, I have noticed that she sometimes hides things inside of fruits. Fruits? Oh yeah, great, make another noise while we're at it.

Oh, so we have the handle. I know where this goes to if we can go outside. So at least you know she can't climb through things. That's great.

I didn't know that. So the game's a little uh, fair, at least. Uh, we need a hammer for this too. Oh no that opened whoo! What else do we need? Oh it's a melon! Something is inside this melon.

Oh we can only carry one thing at a time? That's pretty dumb. Oh! Ooh! Okay! Oh my gawd! She can open doors! I mean it's her house. Okay I think I need to play around with this game a little bit and kind of figure it out. UGH I knocked over a picture! No! No! Oh oh hey hey hey hey! Key to what? A key to get slapped in the face is what it goes to.

That's what it goes it. I should've known that. Maybe our problem is that we're not crouching enough. Huh? That's probably our problem.

Is it just me or is it all the items get moved or something. Or is it random now. I. Don't know.

You guys are going to have to let me know in the comments, okay? Is she downstairs? Okay I think so cuz none of the doors seem to be open.   Grandma teleports. Teleportation Grandma okay. What is this? Ooh trapdoor! Woo got a teddy! Now what do I do with it? That's what we have to figure out now.

Ohh She can't come in here. Grandma's not gonna come up in here. N-n-no! I'm gonna have to leave. Is she not gonna leave? Oh she's smart! We got a smart Granny over here! You think you can go? If you don't go I'm gonna copy strike you! That's right, yes! I'll copy strike you, she don't want that! She wan't her videos monetized! Granny cares a lot about her videos.

Cuz they get lots of views. She clearly doesn't know where I'm at, she's looking around. Her ba- her back is pretty back though so that's why she can't bend down. You'd think that maybe she'd just go away? Are we supposed to touching her? Does she- do you feel that? Do you feel that at all? She says no.

Okay, oh my gawd did we- is it a glitch? Is this a glit- We're out! Oh I threw the- I threw the teddy bear at her! What she gets. Okay, oh now the hammer's up there! Okay! I guess all I had to do was change the difficulty. I remember the hammer being up there! Oh we got a piece of the painting too. Oh my gosh I just threw that hammer! I tossed that hammer! Ah! Okay but she still chases us! Just fine! Her legs still work! Granny is too fast, she's faster than freaking Sonic! Ooh ooh ooh! She just always happens to know where I'm at.

Heart of a shotgun. We can- oh! We can get a shotgun and shoot Grandma! Wow! I'm not gonna lie, I kinda feel like doing that. Oh! She-she's coming. She's coming she's coming she's coming.

 Oh no she didn't see that you didn't see that You're too blind and stupid. Right? Please? Oh no she's not gonna, she not about to start walking over here now. Why don't you go lay in that guillotine please. Come on.

It's it's uh It's very comfortable I've tried it. Oh my gawd why? Can we crouch over them Is it like Hello Neighbor? No! Nope! Doesn't work! Oh my gawd talk about close call! Oh my gawd how does she hear so good? So stupid.         How does anyone find this game enjoyable? Uh I found a car key. That's right Granny's got a car! We need to go see her car! How is it? Is it a nice car? Is it a luxury Sedan? She seems like she would have a luxury Sedan.

No, Granny would have a Volkswagen. Let me tell you that. Cuz that's what a freaking a lot of, uh old people uh, drive. Or maybe, maybe I'm thinking of a station wagon.

That's what I'm thinking. Yeah that's what I'm thinking of. Sorry Volkswagen owners. Oh I found another part of the shotgun.

I'm finding a lot of these. So what do we do once you get all of the shotgun pieces? Why does this always happen? Granny? Granny Granny Granny Granny Granny can we talk about sensible- sensible adults. You're an elderly person but you're still an adult. Granny let's be honest you know you don't see nothing.

You don't see anything anymore. I found the hammer! They keep moving it on me! I hate it! Alright alright alright. Bam. Did she- did she hear that? Y-y-y-yeah She totally heard it.

Okay. So now what we need to do, is go upstairs. Oh, she's seen us. N-n-no.

Oh! That was an error in my uh, defense. Okay now we're going upstairs. Okay, feeling good about this. W-welcome to the party Grandma.

Granny, it's alright. I've got her name wrong. She's just knocked it over! And she alerted herself! What an idiot! I'd better put a bear trap there that way I wouldn't knock it over again because if I were to come over here I'd break my foot! Oh!     What did I do to deserve that? Do we not walk across the plank? Yes we just fell through. I didn't know the mechanics of this game were that good! Oh okay, We're walking that plank now.

Oh! Well well well, okay let's not get that we'll die, so what do we have to do shut off the power? Oh cutting pliers. You need so many things! Oh it's Hello Neighbor now! Wait a minute, why are we trapped? I don't- don't tell me she can- I'm gonna put my hand in this blade if you open that I swear. Oh my gawd. We're double trapped! And what does this do? Ohh! Well ain't that lovely? Oh but she don't like that! I'm so dumb I should've waited for her to leave! Why am I so bad at this game? Broke my knees.

Oh, okay! So you can fall through there. She totally heard that. I don't think there's anything else in here so we're gonna go.   That's what I get- that's what I get for trying, huh? Ooh, her car! That's a nice car though! Not really, I actually don't like it.

Oh this is her new sauna, huh? Oh, okay. I think we can lock her in there, I've seen it on people's thumbnails and stuff like that. We're gonna try it. That'd actually be fantastic if we could lock her in there.

Because I'm tired of dealing with her crap! So I believe this is one of the newest editions to the game, if I'm not mistaken.     So stupid! Before we end this episode guys We're gonna trap that Grandma in there. I find it hard to believe, there's no way that we can actually trap her in there, right? It-it would've The game should've known that, unless this is the new thing. I really hope we can trap her in there cuz then we can just beat the game! And I'll feel good about my-myself and my life! Okay so we're just gonna grab this vase and take it.

I believe that is how to do this. Okay, so so, alright, we're gonna trap   there, we drop it in there, and uh, we hide in the car. Okay. This is a beat up car! I wouldn't even freaking touch this car with a- with any pole! Okay, oh gawd, Don't tell me she went in there and I didn't see her, Heyyy Ah! No! No! Go in! She, Yah, she thinks it's so cute, okay! She was, she caught on to my plan, okay we gotta try that again.

It's nice we get to, actually have a little fun here, okay? Oh my gawd   N-n-no! Dang it! So freaking close! Yes! Take that Grandma! Oh my gawd, look at her. Does this really kill her though? She doesn't seem, I mean, She don't seem like she's in that much pain!   Rest in piece Grandma! Nevermind, I stand corrected. So we just free to do whatever? I don't know but we're about to find out. I really hope that's the case.

I can make all the noise I want and nothing will happen? That sounds too good to be true. But how could she possibly get out? There's no   I'm done with this game. Alright. Screw this game.

Today's scrub of the day goes to...     Kitty Cat gamer! I tapped on this video so many times I think I. Have no index finger. Oh my gawd guys can we give a- can we give a nice like on this video to to-to, pray for Kitty Cat Gamer for their index finger? It is gone, because they liked the video too much.

But again guys, that's the dedication you need! You guys call yourself scrubs but until you have the dedication that Kitty Cat gamer has you'll never be scrub of the day alright? Mark my word. So yeah guys! If you do wanna be scrub of the day, make sure to hit the button and hit the bell notifications so you don't miss out on any uploads guys, I would like to play some more Granny and try to keep up to date on it, I'm so sorry that I didn't, you know hop on the band wagon before but uh, you know I had fun with this, it's a really hard game, and uh, I feel like it it's just extremely hard That's really it. But we trapped her in the sauna, and that was cool, so yeah. I'll try to keep up with the game next time, and thank you guys so much for watching, I'll see you in the next one, byeee :3.

WE TRAPPED AND KILLED GRANNY IN NEW SAUNA!Granny Update! New car, sauna, and shotgun

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